1 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,901 Subtitling made possible by Acorn Media 2 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,222 Have you locked the door? 3 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,260 I'm in charge of crime prevention 4 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,761 for the whole of Portwenn. 5 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,696 Do you think I'd forget to lock my own front door? 6 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,763 You were up late last night. 7 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,535 I couldn't sleep. 8 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,133 You got any work sorted yet? 9 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,508 Mum said you'd lost that job in Cardiff. 10 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:53,171 I didn't lose it. I quit. 11 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:56,080 That's what I told Mum. "No way he'd get the sack." 12 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,482 I said you'd probably been headhunted 13 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,985 or something like that. 14 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,682 Was I right? 15 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,986 Yeah, there were some people trying to get ahold of me. 16 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,286 Always in demand. 17 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,828 Well, you've either got it or you haven't. 18 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,356 So, did they get hold of you? 19 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,024 Why all the questions? 20 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,729 Sorry. 21 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:20,399 Guess I'm just used to interrogating criminals all day. 22 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:24,377 When did you last interview a suspect? 23 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:28,046 Let me show you around my beat. 24 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,179 Morning, girl. 25 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:34,446 Your coffee. 26 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:36,683 Why did you unpack my stuff? 27 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,935 You've been living out of that bag for two weeks now, Pauline. 28 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,120 Toast? 29 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:41,957 I told you. It's temporary. 30 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:44,589 Okay, but your brother's not leaving your mum's just yet, 31 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:48,568 so you may as well get settled in, eh? 32 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:52,072 Don't follow me into the bathroom. 33 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,842 Buddy, there you are! 34 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,343 Come on. 35 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:59,037 Good boy. 36 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,646 Louisa, why aren't you at school? 37 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,014 Is something wrong? 38 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:05,518 No. Well, not really. 39 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,282 It's just I haven't felt the baby move for a while. 40 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,119 Have you been to see Martin? 41 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,489 I was going to, but then I thought, no, I'm being silly. 42 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,357 I'm having a scan tomorrow at the hospital, 43 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,760 so I might as well just wait. 44 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,923 In you get. We'll sort this out right now. 45 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,733 Louisa needs to see you. 46 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,243 Why? Is there something wrong? 47 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,279 Sorry I'm late. Slow-moving boyfriend. 48 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:34,280 Hey, get that dog out of my reception. 49 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,213 As soon as you've dealt with Louisa. 50 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,594 - I can just go to the hospital. - Don't be so silly. 51 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,644 You're here now, and Martin wants to help. 52 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,950 What's the problem? 53 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,456 The baby, Martin. 54 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,355 I haven't felt it move for a while. 55 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,620 Come in. 56 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,454 Go through. 57 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,691 Get out! Get that out. 58 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,735 It can stay out here, but it can't come in the surgery. 59 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:55,962 It's against the law. 60 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,835 You'd be amazed how many drivers leave their valuables 61 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,567 in full view. 62 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:04,009 I come down here twice a day, offer words of advice. 63 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:07,070 - You all right, Sam? - Yeah. 64 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:10,549 Usually, it's me has trouble keeping up with you. 65 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:11,812 I don't suppose... 66 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:15,151 I mean, there's no chance you'll still be here for Christmas? 67 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:16,349 God, no! 68 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,587 There's plenty of room. Mum would love to see you. 69 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,594 It's years since we've all shared a turkey. 70 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,062 No, I've got a meeting with someone in Newlyn next week. 71 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:26,259 If that all goes well, I'll be out of your hair. 72 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,325 Newlyn? Is that a job interview or something? 73 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:30,370 Yeah. 74 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,837 Being the neighborhood beat manager 75 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:37,400 doesn't mean I just go round locking people up. 76 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:42,245 I can also offer a helping hand, which is equally rewarding. 77 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:45,080 That doesn't sound too good. 78 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,212 You think? 79 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,189 I could get you towed to a garage. 80 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,257 Let me guess. 81 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,226 They rip me off, charge me a fortune, 82 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,159 and you get a nice little backhander 83 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:56,594 for sending a mug their way. 84 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:59,325 No. I'm just happy to help. 85 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:00,959 I'll get on to Brian. 86 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,662 Have him fit you in. 87 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,266 Actually, now I've got your undivided attention, 88 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:10,708 can I ask, "Have you left any valuables on display?" 89 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,211 What? 90 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,716 Camera, binoculars, handbag? 91 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,045 What handbag? 92 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,949 Not yours, obviously. 93 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,954 But maybe your wife's. 94 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,683 She's dead. 95 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,686 Give her a try now. 96 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,487 Thanks very much. 97 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,032 Just doing my job, sir. 98 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:36,934 Yeah, this model, chief lead comes loose. 99 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,871 Just needs to be tightened up, you know. 100 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,500 My brother knows all about cars. 101 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:44,943 Safe journey! 102 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,240 Aah! Ohh! 103 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,948 When did you last feel it move? 104 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,282 I'll ask the questions, thank you. 105 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,049 When did you last feel it move? 106 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:57,215 Well, there's been nothing since yesterday lunchtime. 107 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,451 I'm sure everything's fine. 108 00:05:58,491 --> 00:05:59,652 What are you so sure about? 109 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,437 There's any number of things that could have gone wrong. 110 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,191 - Martin! - Aunt Joan. 111 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,663 You'd like me to leave? 112 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,597 I'll be right outside if you need me. 113 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:07,895 Thank you. 114 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:13,202 Could you undo the lowest buttons of your blouse 115 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,765 and pull down the top of your skirt, 116 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,242 just a little bit? 117 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,938 It's a bit awkward. 118 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,245 If you're embarrassed, then why did you come to see me? 119 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,342 No. I mean it's tricky to undo this blouse. 120 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:28,149 The buttons are very small, and my fingers are getting fat. 121 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,954 Let me help. 122 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:46,237 I'll just pull that up. 123 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,161 It sounds fast. Is that all right? 124 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,563 Fetal heart rate should be 125 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:19,105 between 120 and 160 beats per minute. 126 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,196 It's completely normal. 127 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,641 Is everything all right? 128 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:29,547 Yes, apart from the fact that I'm now officially 129 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,085 one of those neurotic pregnant mums. 130 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,643 All right. 131 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,712 Come on, Buddy. 132 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,281 We know when we're not wanted. 133 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:40,589 Dr. Ellingham, here's another one 134 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,424 from the primary-care thingy. 135 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,487 - Another what? - An official reminder 136 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,294 that we have to have the surgery repainted. 137 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:49,632 Just this room and your room and my phlebotomy clinic. 138 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,636 Waste of time. 139 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:51,637 Can I interrupt, Doc? 140 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,298 This gentleman's had a nasty accident. 141 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,306 Trapped his fingers. 142 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,172 I didn't trap them. This moron slammed... 143 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:58,682 The doc doesn't need to know any details of the circumstances. 144 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,681 He'll just want to examine the damage. 145 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:01,647 Won't you, Doc? 146 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,513 Go through. 147 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,094 "Every four years," and it's been nearly five. 148 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,142 Mm-hmm. 149 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:10,717 That was the doc. 150 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:14,420 And this is Pauline, the receptionist. 151 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,259 Practice manager and head phlebotomist. 152 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,798 Oh, Sam Penhale. 153 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,231 My big brother. 154 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,565 Can you see the family likeness? 155 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,228 No. 156 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,739 Did I hear you say you need some painting done? 157 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:29,173 Yeah, yeah. Why? Is that what you do? 158 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,143 Yeah, amongst other things. 159 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,372 He's an artist. 160 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,971 Oil paints, watercolors, pastels. 161 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,574 Not in a girly way, if that's what you're thinking. 162 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,562 He could have played football for Plymouth Argyle. 163 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,782 He had a trial, but his ankle went... 164 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,689 I don't think Pauline wants to hear my life story. 165 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:48,092 Oh, I don't mind. 166 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,909 You picked up on the partitioning of the sample? 167 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:54,933 Bell-shaped? 168 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,230 Yes. 169 00:08:56,302 --> 00:09:00,000 While the mucosa was more like a dome. 170 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:03,372 The rate of permeation followed zero-order kinetics, 171 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:06,938 but the spermicidal activity and the vaginal permeability 172 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:12,850 increased proportionally, until it peaked. 173 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,615 Any questions? 174 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,824 Have you made up your minds yet? 175 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,793 Steak. Very rare. 176 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,761 Monkfish. No butter. 177 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,491 Shall I pour the water? 178 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,260 I'm sure we can manage. 179 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,504 You don't mind I ordered something rather bloody? 180 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,168 Not at all. 181 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,905 It won't upset you? 182 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,038 Of course not. 183 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:47,113 If you ever need help, I know someone. 184 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,349 Thank you. I can manage on my own. 185 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,692 "On my own no more. 186 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:59,256 The beat of my heart echoes in time with another. 187 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:04,828 And now, sore with longing, 188 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,464 it runs like a child to its mother." 189 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,507 You're the only man who's ever written me a poem. 190 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,781 I've got it somewhere. I could find it. 191 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,148 Oh, no, don't bother. 192 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,152 Do you still write poetry? 193 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,747 No. 194 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:31,258 I can't help but notice a spot of the old tension 195 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,391 between you two turtledoves. 196 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,766 If you want to talk about it, it's just between the two of us. 197 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,704 Yeah, but you're his dad, you know? 198 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,110 For the purposes of this conversation, 199 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,976 I'm just your good friend Bert. 200 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,747 I love him. He's great. 201 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,914 But... 202 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,855 He follows me all over the place 203 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,017 'cause he hasn't got any other mates, 204 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:03,894 and he's so boring and samey, 205 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,591 and never does anything romantic. 206 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,598 He made you toast. 207 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,396 He has to plan everything, like, forever, 208 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,061 and then never actually does it. 209 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,163 Been that way since he was a lad. 210 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:17,904 I'm just not sure I can see myself with him forever. 211 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:21,470 You know what really gets to me? 212 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,211 He mumbles. 213 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,617 Thank you. 214 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,053 What's that perfume? 215 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,148 I can't remember the name of it. 216 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:35,218 It was a gift from an infertile and rather unattractive couple. 217 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,627 It smells of cheese. 218 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,689 No more IVF for those two! 219 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,998 Signor, signorina. 220 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,503 Thank you. 221 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,904 - Ah, son. - Yeah? 222 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,408 We've got to have some of that face time. 223 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,568 Dad, no. 224 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,044 I don't want an accordion player on the terrace. 225 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,978 How would you feel if you lost your girl? 226 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,381 Because if you're not careful, she's going to leave you, 227 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:58,416 toothbrush and all. 228 00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,451 What? 229 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,716 First off, you follow her round like a lamb. 230 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:02,983 No, I don't. 231 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,888 Yes, you do, and Pauline don't like it. 232 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,483 How do you know? 233 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,290 Because she told me not to tell you. 234 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,389 And you're samey. 235 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,127 - I'm what? - Samey. 236 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,362 I don't even know what that means. 237 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,802 Neither do I, but it's not good. 238 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:18,870 Right. 239 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:22,773 And I hate to have to tell you this, but you're... 240 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:27,280 well, you're kind of weak in the romance department. 241 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,646 You got to work on yourself, boy. 242 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,548 Shape up or it's splitsville. 243 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,746 She also said she wanted an accordion player 244 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:34,844 on the terrace. 245 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,962 I'll say good night. 246 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,211 I think that was appropriate, don't you? 247 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,943 Yes. 248 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,609 Your breath seems a little metallic. 249 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,051 It's possible you're jaundiced. You might want to check. 250 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,020 I'll do that. 251 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,391 New girlfriend? 252 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,428 Use a condom this time. 253 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,998 He's a proper shagger! 254 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,350 Morning, Doc. 255 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,445 How did you get in here, and what's all this? 256 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,149 Your practice manager gave me the key. 257 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,622 I don't have a practice manager. 258 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,387 Pauline. She told me to get started. 259 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,654 Now, she wanted that shade, 260 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,424 but I think something with a bit more rose in it works better, 261 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,496 gives it more warmth. 262 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,193 Keep the color exactly as it is, 263 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,394 and put my furniture back where you found it. 264 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,494 Well, how am I supposed to work? 265 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,648 You haven't done the same in my consulting room, have you? 266 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,916 No, no. I'm doing that Saturday. 267 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,535 It's all been organized. Just ask your practice manager. 268 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,942 I don't have a practice manager! 269 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,346 Yes? 270 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,180 Mr. Routledge. 271 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,913 You're dying? 272 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:17,184 Really? You'd better be! 273 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,067 Mr. Routledge! 274 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,868 Let yourself in! 275 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,146 How do you expect me to get to the door 276 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,579 if I'm having a heart attack? 277 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:44,879 I see you managed to get to the fridge all right. 278 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,716 What were you doing when your so-called discomfort started 279 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,948 this time? 280 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,081 I was on the toilet. 281 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:55,891 I didn't flush, just in case you need a sample. 282 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,931 On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the worst, 283 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,658 how would you describe your pain level? 284 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,669 I'm not sure that's a big enough scale. 285 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,433 But I'll tell you one thing, I'd be a lot more comfortable 286 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,839 if you'd get me a place in a nursing home. 287 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,171 Shh! 288 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,803 Nothing. 289 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,456 You don't need a place in a nursing home. 290 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,392 You've already got Meals on Wheels and a home help, 291 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,893 neither of which you actually deserve. 292 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,045 It's not safe here! 293 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:23,248 That walk from the taxi to the door is treacherous. 294 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,188 It's the only exercise you get. 295 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,989 Can you get me another beer before you go? 296 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,936 You look like a madonna. 297 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,267 Don't say that. 298 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,773 Have you seen her face recently? 299 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,811 No, I mean the actual... Never mind. 300 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,607 Any chance of a cuppa? 301 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,615 It's on the cupboard. You haven't drunk it yet. 302 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,413 Oh. Right. Yeah. 303 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,954 Have you ever done a nude? 304 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,426 What are you doing? 305 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,486 Well, I thought I'd do a series of these, 306 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,563 maybe even a fresco. 307 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,597 Paint it out. 308 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,691 Oh, couldn't he just paint round it? 309 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,700 No. 310 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,202 Hey, Doc. 311 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,500 Portwenn surgery. 312 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,905 What about your room, then? 313 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,741 Hey, clean that up! Why isn't this carpet covered? 314 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,972 Oh, it's a bit slippy. 315 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,947 What's the matter with you? 316 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,358 When do you want me to do your room? 317 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,647 At the weekend, when the surgery is closed. 318 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,209 We discussed this an hour ago. 319 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,152 Did we? 320 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,315 Oh, yeah, yeah. 321 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,389 Go through. 322 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,416 Why, what have I done? 323 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,791 Just go through. 324 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,225 Hey! 325 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,391 Right. 326 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,401 Pauline. 327 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,836 Okay. Thanks. Bye. 328 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,272 Pauline, I'm early. 329 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,969 Chippy, you still seeing double? 330 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,271 No. 331 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:55,076 Take a snap of me and my portrait. 332 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,150 So, you're not going to sack me, then? 333 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,781 - Why would I sack you? - Don't know. 334 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,826 Follow my finger. 335 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,959 Do you give all your employees a physical? 336 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,662 Only those displaying symptoms of illness. 337 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,705 How much do you drink in a week? 338 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,967 Nothing. Well, not a lot. 339 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,635 Couple of pints now and again. 340 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,008 Your lack of coordination and memory impairment 341 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,910 would suggest otherwise. 342 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,744 Have you seen a doctor? 343 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,011 I thought about it, but it comes and goes, 344 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,610 and I was absolutely fine till a couple of months ago. 345 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,418 Do you have to write things down to remember them? 346 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,551 Now and again if it's important. 347 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,026 Do you ever forget anything obvious, 348 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,426 like the name of a close relative? 349 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,398 No. Don't think so. 350 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,603 Any members of your family with medical disorders? 351 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,603 Joe's a bit odd. 352 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,697 He got kicked in the head by an horse. 353 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,538 Yes, I know about your brother. What about your parents? 354 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,271 Mum's fine. 355 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,108 Getting old. 356 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,238 And your father? 357 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,942 He walked out when I was 5. 358 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,280 Died a couple of years after that. 359 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,479 - What did he die from? - No idea. 360 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,045 I was actually closer to my granddad. 361 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,750 But then he died as well. 362 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,884 How old was he when he died? 363 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,656 Not sure. Young. 364 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,493 He kept setting fire to his bed, so he got sent to an home. 365 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,124 Take a seat. 366 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,973 So, you think I've got something, then? 367 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,235 Pauline will take your blood for testing. 368 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:32,540 Worst-case scenario? 369 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,547 It's probably just a virus, but your symptoms, 370 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,515 combined with your family's medical history, 371 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,141 means there's a very slim possibility 372 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,708 you have a genetic disorder. 373 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,219 I'd like to rule that out. 374 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,188 But it's probably just a virus? 375 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,893 Yes. Probably. 376 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,594 Hello? 377 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:59,600 Louisa Glasson. 378 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,516 Is everything okay? 379 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,020 One moment. 380 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,859 Miss Glasson. 381 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,029 Oh, hello. 382 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,505 Nurse. 383 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,168 Sorry. I was just trying to see. 384 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,109 Are you all right? 385 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,703 You're right. 386 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,874 SGA. 387 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:46,112 Small for Gestational Age. 388 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,553 By week 24, the fetus should measure 33 centimeters 389 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,851 at the very least. 390 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,257 This one, not even close. 391 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,625 Can you see something? 392 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,824 Is something wrong? 393 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,395 Stop talking, please. 394 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,840 Have you made a mistake? 395 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:09,841 A mistake? 396 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,844 I don't mean getting pregnant. 397 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,107 Did you get the date wrong? 398 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:18,015 The date of what? You're not being very clear. 399 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,485 I'm simply trying to work out whether you're suffering 400 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,613 some sort of intrauterine growth retardation. 401 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,986 What I need to know, 402 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,390 and this shouldn't be too difficult, I'd have thought, 403 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:31,022 when did you have sex with Dr. Ellingham? 404 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:36,792 Well, I didn't actually make a note in my diary, 405 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:42,775 but I think the last time we had... 406 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,870 On the few occasions that we... 407 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,074 It was mid-October. 408 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:53,711 The 11th and a couple of days after that. 409 00:20:56,288 --> 00:21:00,316 There. That wasn't so bad, was it? 410 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:16,933 This is so kind of you, Joan. 411 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,705 You know, I could have got a cab. 412 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,213 I don't want you wasting your money on taxis. 413 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,213 Come on, Buddy. 414 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,214 Babies don't come cheap. 415 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,427 And you're still paying for that overpriced room in the pub 416 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,262 where you could be staying with me for nothing. 417 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,379 You know I'd like to, 418 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,787 but it's just too far from the school without a car. 419 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,325 Look, I honestly don't mind driving you. 420 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,384 What? There and back every day? 421 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,795 No. I need a place of my own, in the village. 422 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:41,095 Waddling distance. 423 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,069 Well, If you're sure about that, 424 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:49,131 I think I might be able to help you if you'll let me. 425 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:53,940 Aah! 426 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,345 Surprise! 427 00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:58,612 What the hell are you doing? 428 00:21:58,717 --> 00:21:59,912 It's romantic, isn't it? 429 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,046 You nearly killed me. 430 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,054 I didn't mean to, Pauline. 431 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,318 My brother used to do that, except without the flowers. 432 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:08,850 I've booked a table at a restaurant. 433 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,988 A romantic restaurant. 434 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,497 Not your place, then? 435 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,904 You've not finished work already? 436 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,842 Lunch break. 437 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,345 You okay? 438 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:28,813 Bit iffy. 439 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,816 Doc Martin's took some blood. 440 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,408 He's doing some tests. 441 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,112 Probably just a virus. 442 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,178 Well, you know what doctors are like. 443 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:39,054 They're always looking for something to scare you with. 444 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:42,185 I think he was hoping I'd got what Grandpa had. 445 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,992 Grandpa wasn't ill. He was just mental. 446 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:50,868 Or maybe the milkman did work for the KGB. 447 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,905 Does the doc think you're going mental as well? 448 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,998 No! 449 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:58,476 He said there's a tiny chance I might have something genetic. 450 00:22:58,577 --> 00:22:59,670 Genetic? 451 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,180 Tiny chance. 452 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:04,217 You mean, I might have it as well? 453 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,051 So, what, exactly, have we got? 454 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,335 You have got nothing. 455 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,918 Don't try and sugar the pill. 456 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,087 There is no pill. 457 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,459 You have no symptoms. 458 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:18,895 You have, therefore, no illness. 459 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:20,091 Not yet. 460 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,758 But if it killed Grandfather... 461 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,928 I can't tell what killed your grandfather. 462 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,767 He was only 49. How long have I got? 463 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,307 I can't possibly tell how long you're going to live. 464 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:30,673 Right now, it is your brother I'm concerned with. 465 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,769 Yes, everyone always cares about Sam. 466 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:35,337 He'll be all right, though. He's the lucky one. 467 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,042 I'm the one that needs to worry. 468 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,116 Why? 469 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,311 Because, if it's genetic, 470 00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:42,378 it'll swerve past Sam, come straight for me. 471 00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:45,788 So, please tell me, what's on your mind? 472 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,258 I have to know! 473 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,724 Your brother has some symptoms 474 00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:53,027 consistent with Huntington's disease. 475 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,532 But it's highly unlikely. 476 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,727 Will I go mental? 477 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,235 Will I definitely die? 478 00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,895 If you did have it, 479 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,067 then, yes, you would slowly go mental and eventually die. 480 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,406 Oh, my God. 481 00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:07,275 It killed Grandpa, and now it's coming for me. 482 00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:09,611 Oh, all right. Sit down and roll up your sleeve. 483 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:15,753 What are you doing? 484 00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:18,313 I can't breathe! 485 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,689 I need air! 486 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,958 Sit down, and calm down. You're having a panic attack. 487 00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:27,363 Is that one of the symptoms? 488 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:30,028 Shut up and let me take your blood. 489 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,536 - You? - Yes. 490 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,645 Right, make a fist. 491 00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:53,648 Hold that. 492 00:24:57,763 --> 00:25:00,699 There's a Mrs. Henson on the phone for you. 493 00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:03,600 It looks Huntingtony. No. 494 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:06,070 Right. You can answer the phone, then. 495 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:07,504 What? 496 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:08,883 If you're going to take your own blood, 497 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,500 you might as well do my whole job! 498 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:11,839 Goodbye, Pauline. 499 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,072 He thinks I'm going to die soon. 500 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:16,047 Not soon enough. 501 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,414 Right, we should have yours and your brother's results 502 00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:19,417 by tomorrow. 503 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:20,418 Put your shirt on. 504 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,785 I'll miss you, Doc. 505 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,519 All right. Let go. 506 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:27,592 Go. That's it. 507 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:37,896 Seems a bit weird just to knock on his door. 508 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,336 I haven't seen him for years. 509 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:40,805 He'll be glad of the company. 510 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:45,574 Thanks for the lift, Joan. 511 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:46,577 Oh. 512 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,944 If he offers you tea, make sure you wash the mug. 513 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:13,104 You'll be delighted to hear the scan went well. 514 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:14,105 What scan? 515 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,335 Louisa's checkup at the hospital. 516 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:19,139 Oh, for God's sake, Martin, take some interest in your baby. 517 00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:20,804 Louisa has made it abundantly clear 518 00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:22,973 that she wants me to have nothing to do with it. 519 00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:24,277 And you'll do as you're told? 520 00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:26,011 Yes. 521 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,383 Well, that'll be a first. 522 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:35,260 It's good of you to visit me, Lisa. 523 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,488 Louisa. 524 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:38,622 And thank you for the jelly babies. 525 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,531 I'm sorry there weren't that many left. 526 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,661 I don't see many people these days. 527 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:48,366 Those that do come complain about the smell. 528 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,068 I can't imagine why. 529 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:51,701 It's a kipper. 530 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:52,801 What is? 531 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:54,073 The smell. 532 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:56,706 I was making me breakfast, 533 00:26:56,815 --> 00:27:02,118 and one of me kippers slipped down the back of the cooker. 534 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:04,020 I couldn't reach it, 535 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:06,581 and the home help's no help. 536 00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:10,720 Haven't had a cooked breakfast in a good while now. 537 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:15,825 It's such a lovely house and so close to the school. 538 00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:19,360 It doesn't suit me. All these stairs. 539 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:23,273 On my bad days, I wee in the kitchen sink, 540 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,835 just to save myself the climb. 541 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:32,407 Would you like a biscuit? 542 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,612 Oh, no. Fine, thanks. 543 00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:38,020 Over there by the sink. 544 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,457 I hear you're thinking of going into a home. 545 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:48,763 That tosser Doc Martin doesn't think I'm ill enough. 546 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:52,271 I had a heart attack this morning. 547 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,738 He didn't even care. 548 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:58,869 If you did go into a home, what would you do with this place? 549 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:00,969 Rent it out, I guess. 550 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,175 To tourists or someone local? 551 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,248 Someone who's lived here all their life, 552 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,413 still works in the village. 553 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,582 Not many of them left. 554 00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:14,855 Oh, there's a few on the boats, in the shops, in the school. 555 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:18,261 Where do you live, Lisa? 556 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:20,629 Doctors have to mention the bad stuff 557 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,464 in case you actually are ill and you sue them. 558 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,333 Most of the time, it's nothing. 559 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:27,396 So, will you please lighten up? 560 00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:30,203 I've done nothing with my life. 561 00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:32,471 You, you've done it all. 562 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,843 Apart from play football for Plymouth Argyle. 563 00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,245 But if your ankle hadn't... 564 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,546 Will you shut up about the bloody football? 565 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,313 You could have been a contender, Sam. 566 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,549 You could have been king of the world. 567 00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:46,990 You don't half-talk some bollocks when you're pissed. 568 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,186 Don't leave me! 569 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,058 I'm only going for a crap. 570 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,825 Another one? 571 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,702 Sorry. You're not allowed in here. 572 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:01,831 What? 573 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:04,172 No supermodels in the kitchen. 574 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,109 Where you off to dressed like that? 575 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,840 Don't know. AI's surprising me. 576 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,074 Is he? 577 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:12,140 And there you are saying he didn't know how to be romantic. 578 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,148 Hello? 579 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:19,214 Hey, babes, sorry, but something's come up. 580 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,157 I can't hear you. You're mumbling. 581 00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:24,890 Something's come up. I met some old mates and... 582 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,813 I thought I'd stay and have a session with them. 583 00:29:31,837 --> 00:29:33,465 All right, lads, keep it down. 584 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,632 I'm on the phone to the missus here. 585 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:39,007 So, yeah, I can't do that thing tonight. 586 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:40,077 Maybe tomorrow, eh? 587 00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:42,114 Al. 588 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,207 Got to go. The shots are here. 589 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,454 Your romantic son just stood me up. 590 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:50,614 Really? 591 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:54,353 He said he's having drinks with some old mates. 592 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:56,895 It's a shame to let all that beauty go to waste. 593 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,557 Why don't you go out front and take a few orders? 594 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,670 - What you drinking, Joe? - Eh? 595 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:12,040 I'm supposed to be taking Pauline out for dinner tonight, 596 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,909 but she thinks I can't do anything without her 597 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,973 so I plan on being here for a while with my mates. 598 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:19,575 Where are they, then? 599 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,586 Oh, they'll be here. 600 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,246 Soon. 601 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:26,850 In the meantime, can I get you a pint? 602 00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:30,327 Actually, I'm in the middle of something. 603 00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:32,728 Family matter with my brother. 604 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:34,699 Family stuff, yeah? 605 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,758 I love family stuff. 606 00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:42,332 Did you want a pudding? 607 00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:44,808 No, thanks. 608 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,020 Notice how the surgeon has gone to great lengths 609 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,657 to minimize hemorrhage as he opens the chest. 610 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:11,033 Now as he opens the left ventricle, 611 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,901 there will be a rush of blood. 612 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:16,669 Observe how the assistant is ready with the sucker, 613 00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:19,610 so that all the blood loss can go through the cell saver 614 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,237 and be reinfused. 615 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:25,148 This will minimize the amount needed in transfusion. 616 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,685 The thing about women 617 00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:29,950 is they always want to know where you are, 618 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:32,217 but they never want you around. 619 00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:35,419 I suppose we're all going to die. 620 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:38,794 It's just getting used to the idea. 621 00:31:38,864 --> 00:31:43,325 I stood her up, right, 'cause she's got this crazy idea 622 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,495 that I'm clingy. 623 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,162 I mean, me. 624 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,672 Clingy! 625 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:52,143 Mate, not even Pauline goes to the toilet as much as you do. 626 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,838 I've got a dippy tummy. 627 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,938 Well, thanks for sharing her! 628 00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:59,041 You haven't touched that one. Go on. 629 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,710 Cheers! 630 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:06,055 Here's to the best brother I could ever hope to have. 631 00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:10,459 And if this is the end of the journey, 632 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:13,363 I just want you to know 633 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:19,030 that I'm one lucky bastard to have had you in my life. 634 00:32:21,239 --> 00:32:23,572 - Well, now where you off to? - Toilet. 635 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,804 You just went. 636 00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:31,240 He's not doing drugs in there, is he? 637 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:48,960 I thought I heard voices. 638 00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:50,969 Go back to bed. 639 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:54,167 Why you painting this time of night? 640 00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:57,141 Because it's easier to concentrate 641 00:32:57,242 --> 00:33:00,474 when it's just me on my own by myself. 642 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:05,776 That's excellent. 643 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:08,980 What do you know about art? 644 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:11,148 I know what I like. 645 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,987 And I really... 646 00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:14,458 Yeah, yeah, yes. 647 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:18,759 Brilliant, just like everything else I've ever done. 648 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:21,465 You know what? 649 00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:28,170 I need to get this finished. 650 00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:32,342 Good night. 651 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,157 Last night, Al stands me up, 652 00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:57,430 so I stay awake, waiting for him so I could ignore him, 653 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:58,902 but then I fall asleep. 654 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:02,339 This morning, I find him asleep on the bathroom floor. 655 00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:04,103 I hadn't heard him come in. 656 00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:06,235 He passed out trying to brush his teeth. 657 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:08,177 So I stayed awake for no good reason. 658 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:09,179 Well, that's it. 659 00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:11,079 Where's the painter? 660 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:13,482 He's in the kitchen. 661 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,181 The kitchen doesn't need painting! 662 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:19,122 I know. He's having a cuppa. 663 00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,126 Your results are negative. 664 00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:27,859 Oh. So I'm not going to die? 665 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,094 Not from Huntington's, no. 666 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,898 Your iron levels are off, and your blood count is low, though. 667 00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:35,873 All right, well, I don't know what that means. 668 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,604 - I'll get a cloth. - Pick that up. 669 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,202 I'm sorry. I'll mop it up. 670 00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:41,507 Pick it up now! 671 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,316 You can't, can you? 672 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:48,580 All right, don't rub it in! 673 00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:50,798 Do you have that weakness in any other joints? 674 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:52,791 Doc, there's another Routledge emergency. 675 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:55,224 No! I am not attending that hypochondriac anymore. 676 00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:56,591 He's got chest pains, arm-ache. 677 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:57,663 I'm with a patient. 678 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,028 Is this one having a stroke? 679 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,121 No. 680 00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:01,860 No, but Mr. Routledge is, 681 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,960 and he is scared and he is alone. 682 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:07,562 I'll see you later. 683 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:11,777 Squeeze. 684 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,506 No, you're not having a stroke. 685 00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:16,445 Then why do I feel as if I am? 686 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:19,712 Because you're a mentally deranged time-waster. 687 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,982 And Sod's law dictates the one time I fail to attend 688 00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:26,149 is the one day you actually die. 689 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,385 Louisa? 690 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,928 Has something happened to Mr. Routledge? 691 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:30,995 Sadly not. 692 00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:32,553 Is that my breakfast? 693 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:34,395 Two lovely kippers. 694 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,526 The grill's over there. 695 00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:39,867 When did you start delivering Meals on Wheels? 696 00:35:39,938 --> 00:35:42,567 Lisa thinks I should go into a home. 697 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,542 He's very frail. 698 00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:45,609 No, he's not. 699 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,805 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 700 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:50,439 I'm going for a wee. 701 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:53,576 It probably would be for the best, though, wouldn't it? 702 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,781 I'd get proper care, and Lisa could move in here. 703 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,413 Oh, right. 704 00:35:58,456 --> 00:35:59,583 I see. 705 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,593 See what? 706 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,526 You want me to refer Mr. Routledge to a home 707 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:05,188 so that you can move into his house. 708 00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:07,994 No, no, not at all. 709 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:09,762 So, you wouldn't want to live here? 710 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:13,430 Well, I would, yes. 711 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,803 Mm. 712 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,843 Don't "mm" at me, Martin. 713 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,137 Goodbye. 714 00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:22,874 Martin? 715 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:25,314 I was going to come and see you. 716 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:27,113 Can you look at this? 717 00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:39,389 Oh, God, there is something wrong! 718 00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:40,762 Dr. Montgomery says it's SGA. 719 00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:44,064 She's booked me in for some scans, Dopplers. 720 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,080 Have they checked the placenta's working normally? 721 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:47,970 I got the technicalities explained at length. 722 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,133 What I didn't get was any kind of reassurance 723 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,208 the baby's doing okay, 724 00:36:51,276 --> 00:36:52,676 and that's all I want right now. 725 00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:55,145 Don't worry about one image, Louisa. 726 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,909 It's easily misinterpreted. 727 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,483 Some fetuses are small at this stage 728 00:36:58,516 --> 00:36:59,848 and have a growth spurt later on. 729 00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,798 Some fetuses are small throughout the pregnancy. 730 00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:03,947 It doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you 731 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,923 or the baby. 732 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:08,516 Right. 733 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:12,020 Can I have it back? 734 00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:13,725 Do you mind if I hang on to it? 735 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:15,926 I just want to check the measurements 736 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,263 and consult with Edith. 737 00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:19,861 You're going to talk to Edith about our baby? 738 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:21,736 Is that a problem? 739 00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:25,106 With you discussing my baby with your ex-fiancée? 740 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:27,145 I see. It's your baby when it suits you, 741 00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:29,238 but it's ours when you need medical help. 742 00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:31,476 So, do I start packing or not? 743 00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:35,953 No, Mr. Routledge, you are not entitled to a place in a home. 744 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:39,479 Caring profession, my big hairy... 745 00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:40,490 Aah! 746 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:41,617 Oh, my God! 747 00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:48,162 Don't move. 748 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:51,397 Does it look like I can? 749 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:53,561 Aah! 750 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:56,907 He's broken his hip. 751 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,547 Okay. I was really angry about last night, 752 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,776 but I think we should discuss it properly. 753 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:07,876 Like grown-ups. 754 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,545 Are you ignoring me now? 755 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:12,216 I don't know about these hybrids. 756 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,260 Cars are supposed to make a noise, aren't they? 757 00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:18,728 Electric ones are just spooky. 758 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:24,925 I can't take this anymore. 759 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:26,003 Can't take what? 760 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:28,131 All this acting so weird. 761 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,572 I haven't been acting weird. 762 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,509 All right, all right, all right, I have been acting weird. 763 00:38:32,577 --> 00:38:34,546 - You want to get rid of me. - No, you idiot. 764 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:35,545 You're the idiot! 765 00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:37,741 - I want you to stay, Pauline. - Oh, I give up. 766 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:38,977 No, I give up. 767 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:42,350 Because I buy you flowers, you yell at me. 768 00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:45,549 I stand you up so you don't think I'm so clingy, 769 00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:46,989 you ignore me. 770 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,890 Have you any idea how much I had to drink 771 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,986 to stay out that late with my so-called mates 772 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,793 just to prove to you that, yes, I do have a life of my own? 773 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,265 I didn't want you to do all that. 774 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,665 Yes, you did. 775 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:57,997 Dad told me. 776 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,767 Oh, so, he told you to act like a pillock? 777 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,434 He told me you don't like how I am, 778 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,033 and he said I mumble. 779 00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:07,271 What? 780 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,941 He said... He said I mumble. 781 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,179 No, you don't. 782 00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:16,847 You don't have to change completely. 783 00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:22,753 So, there are bits of me that you like? 784 00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:26,264 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 785 00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:29,927 You going to tell me what they are 786 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:32,766 so maybe I can work on them? 787 00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:36,433 Why don't you work it out for yourself? 788 00:39:39,644 --> 00:39:42,273 He's got a lovely head of hair. 789 00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,842 What the hell's going on? 790 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,847 Oh, my God! 791 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,179 You've turned my kitchen into a crack den. 792 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,774 No, I haven't. 793 00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:22,116 Is that cocaine? 794 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:24,178 No, it's paint. 795 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,746 I'm making paint. 796 00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:28,725 You buy paint. You don't make it. 797 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:31,126 You had me thinking you were ill. 798 00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:32,595 You're just a junkie. 799 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:36,965 I want you and your narcotics out of my house! 800 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,061 I'm not a junkie, you moron. 801 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:43,165 I am not a moron, you junkie. 802 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:47,042 I'm just trying... I'm just... 803 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,879 Oh, God! 804 00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:03,753 Yes. 805 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,025 - Did you send for an ambulance? - Yes. 806 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,568 Will he be all right? 807 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,069 Hello! 808 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,298 Can you hear me? 809 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:16,238 Painter? 810 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:17,832 I think maybe he ate something bad. 811 00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:19,104 Why do you say that? 812 00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:22,773 He just has that kind of "I ate something bad" look, 813 00:41:22,847 --> 00:41:24,110 don't you think? 814 00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:27,580 His pulse is elevated. 815 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:33,784 Has he taken any drugs to your knowledge? 816 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:35,156 How do you... 817 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:39,721 I mean, do you have to know about that to help him? 818 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:40,730 Well, of course I do. 819 00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:42,142 He's presenting like he's had an overdose, 820 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,286 and I can't treat him if I don't know what he's taken. 821 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:49,072 He's been taking crack cocaine! 822 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,408 See? 823 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:55,103 - He said he was making paint. - Paint? 824 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,808 It's not his fault, though. It's all the stress. 825 00:41:57,915 --> 00:41:59,747 What stress? 826 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:02,117 He's been staying up late at night, 827 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,712 working hard on this. 828 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:07,258 Not bad for a crackhead. 829 00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:08,520 Mm. 830 00:42:08,593 --> 00:42:11,119 "Samuel Birch, 1888." 831 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,904 Wake up! 832 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:23,703 Why did you sign it Samuel Birch? 833 00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:25,437 Because he's a forger. 834 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,309 Oh, shit. 835 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:34,545 Yeah, blue discoloration along the gum line. 836 00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:36,485 I think he's got lead poisoning. 837 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,386 Have you been making lead paint? 838 00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:39,583 You can buy paint. 839 00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:41,922 Not the sort they used in the 1800s. 840 00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:44,224 So, he's not a druggie? 841 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:45,888 No, he's a crook. 842 00:42:45,963 --> 00:42:47,898 No. 843 00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:49,729 Not Sam. 844 00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:51,578 You don't get chronic lead poisoning overnight. 845 00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:53,414 I doubt if this is the first time he's done it. 846 00:42:53,438 --> 00:42:54,515 He'll need to go to hospital. 847 00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:56,838 It's not what it looks like. 848 00:42:56,941 --> 00:43:01,572 Did you even have a trial for Plymouth Argyle? 849 00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:03,604 Did you? 850 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:11,754 Oh, I can't, I can't. It's just too beautiful. 851 00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:13,314 Even you have to admit that. 852 00:43:13,391 --> 00:43:15,292 I don't have to admit anything. 853 00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:17,328 I have the right to remain silent. 854 00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:19,387 Good. 855 00:43:19,464 --> 00:43:21,660 Why is that still up? 856 00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:24,497 Some of the patients like it. 857 00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:32,734 Oh! 858 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:34,005 Ohh! 859 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,318 Doc, could I have a word? 860 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:47,323 No. 861 00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:51,158 You took my blood, did some tests. 862 00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:52,162 You're not ill. 863 00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,062 You're fit and healthy, physically. 864 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,600 I thought you might want this. 865 00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:56,666 No, I don't. 866 00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:58,863 - You said you liked it. - No, I didn't. 867 00:43:58,903 --> 00:44:01,566 Well, you agreed it wasn't bad for a crackhead. 868 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,336 I've put some Tipp-Ex over the signature, 869 00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:09,005 so, technically, it's not illegal anymore. 870 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,140 I'm trying to say sorry. 871 00:44:12,617 --> 00:44:17,055 For what my brother nearly did to our special relationship. 872 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:20,683 But we're okay now, yeah? 873 00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:23,887 Uh... 874 00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,430 Great. 875 00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:04,926 Subtitling made possible by Acorn Media